Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Redneck Ideology and Pea Coats.

So,...I'm listenin' to NPR,...like most rednecks.
Making comments on global complex issues,...like most rednecks.
Throwing the f-bomb out,....to myself,....like most rednecks.
Yelling simple solutions to crazy situations,....to myself,....like most rednecks.
Without thinking of the intricacies behind the scenes,..like,...you guessed it,...most rednecks.
So when they interviewed some famous blogger about fashion for the winter and the item every man should own,....and I think,.....yet again....."Who cares?"
The blogger's comment was,...." A Pea Coat."
And I think,....three times now....being a redneck,..."What kinda boy are you Johnny??"
And then the Interviewer asks the Interviewee,...."What item wouldn't you be caught wearing this winter???"
The Interviewee replies,...and I quote,..."Boot Cut Jeans,....I feel sorry for people in BOOT CUT JEANS!"...........
And I think to myself,....four times in a minute,.... as I say out loud,....."I'll take my boot from under my boot cut jeans, and kick it up your a@@@!"
Just then,...a man driving a Subaru Forester went by in the opposite direction,......and I think to myself,....five times in a minute,....being very impressed with myself,....
"There goes your boy in a Pea Coat",....
Enough with Redneck thoughts!......A F@$%@@ Pea Coat....

5 comments:

Mooch said...

I bet it was Nevada driving the Forester wearing a pea coat.

Nevada said...

I was waiting for someone to say that nonsense. That was not me. I have not worn my pea coat since... oh wait....

Tractor said...

Johnny Pea Coat! You weren't driving through the Harney metropolis yesterday were you?

brett said...

C'mon, Tractor, quit the charade and parade about in your pee coat. You know you want to.

Nevada said...

As much as I love the little intersection that is Harney...I was not there recently.

Sorry to disappoint, it must have been another jack %#! in a pea coat who drives a Subaru.