Sunday, April 25, 2010

Someone had a big date last night.

Shakespeare always believed magical things happened in the woods. I can only imagine the romantic conversations that took place over this lovely meal.
Maybe he dropped a line,...
"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better."
.....or maybe
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind" (I think he meant to say "penis".)
 ....or maybe Bubba broke straight into the classic Act 2 Scene 2;

Deborah(AKA Debbie)
    O Bubba, my Bubba! wherefore art thou Bubba?
    Deny thy Daddy and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

      Bubba [Aside.]
    Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

    'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
    Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
    What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
    Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
    Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
    What's in a name? That which we call a rose
    By any other name would smell as sweet;
    So Bubba would, were he not Bubba call'd,
    Retain that dear perfection which he owes
    Without that title. Bubba, doff thy name,
    And for that name which is no part of thee
    Take all myself.

                              I take thee at thy word.
    Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
    Henceforth I never will be Bubba.

And one last important observation, that a Bud Light Wheat??????????????????????????????????


brett said...

yeah! big beer band wagon!

Toni aka irishlas said...

hahahah - too funny!