We've been taking a few heavy hits lately. Jack just lost her plants after a a cold clear night when the max/min thermometer hit 25 degrees and water in the line shut off the furnace in the greenhouse. We then got a nice complimentary letter in the mail about a health department official that read an article on Jack's milk delivery in the Carroll County Times which basically said... Nice article. What you are doing is illegal..... I guess your not aloud to distribute milk in the middle of winter without a refrigerated truck??,...and with the beginning of spring, coolers aren't allowed either?? Oh the irony,.....it was a supplementary article for people making twice the amount of income as us. Therefore, we never even saw the article until a few friends who read it thought we might like an extra copy. Did I mention the milk arrived from Trickling Springs right before we received the letter??? The walk-in fridge is full of dairy, so if you need some stuff soon, check Jack's email from her link on the blog. Don't hesitate. Jack is as quality oriented as it gets.
And as if things couldn't get any worse,...Ricky Martin is gay!....Damn,....I can't believe a redneck like myself couldn't figure that out 10 years ago,... Did they need a reliable source???...I coulda' told them. The Tractor stated today,..."Yup, he is.".....is this news? This has just left the general public feeling as if they have been blind-sided,....bush-whacked,...sucker-punched,....and of course bitch-slapped. I wish him well in his gay apparel, fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la, la, la. Why couldn't he bust outta' the closet doors?? He's got to be kickin' himself in that ass of his as we all comment..."We already knew!"
(Editor's Note: That's not anti-gay,...that's a good, solid, "Who gives a shit!")