I needed a haircut.
Jack cut it up with a little help from Stella.
It all grows back,...or at my age, at least the stuff around the ears will.
Jack says: I wanna go hiking with you.
I says: Sure.
Jack says: Where do you go?
I says: No place special.
Jack says: Well what do you mean?
I says: I just sorta pull over on the side of the road and start walking through the woods.
Jack says: No trail?
I says: Nope.
Jack says: How do know where to go?
I says: I don't. I just go right,....then go left,....maybe go straight every once in a while.
Jack says: For six hours??????
"Yes", I say with a Cheshire cat grin.