Funny Scenario!

• Egg inspector shows up at the door.
• I play stupid (Very easy for me to do!) as I state that Jack is not home (she is the boss,....wears the pants,...you know what I'm saying).
  
• She says she can schedule an appointment,... seems fine to me.
• I follow her to her car. (Not stalking or anything,...just so she can give me her card)
• She digs her card out from underneath several McDonald's bags! (I wonder if she has any fries left??)
  
• And I think, "I know your husband,....he's got his belly in a wheel barrel!" (see pic above)
• Do we get fined if our eggs don't fry in an equivalent circumference of an Egg McMuffin??? (Don't get it?? Check out Food Inc.)
  
• I'm sure I will think of something else to add to this entry. I'll be sure to have a big stupid smile on my face when the egg inspector returns!